I am the child of the two solitudes, suspended somewhere between the Croix Mont-Royal and the tv antenna overlooking Westmount. I do not play sports. I do not watch reality tv. I believe that Billy Wilder is one of the greatest shitheads of all time, and that the world would be a better place if more people would take themselves less seriously. I believe in humanity, and the unfathomable perfection of un hot dog steamé all dress' avec frites et bière épinette. I wish you all a happy holiday of your choice.